Not my division!

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

"It’s the leader of the Guardians in the flesh!"


We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

Alternate character posters for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine (via muddafuggaz)




You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement



what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon